ZAP THE BLUE

2008-06-25

ZAP THE BLUE



OUR LITTLE BLUE ROCK IS BEING OBSERVED

BY BEINGS WHO DONT CALL IT EARTH

THEY'VE LINED US UP FOR TARGET PRACTICE

TO BLOW UP 'BLUE' COULD BE ATTRACTIVE.

THEY'VE NO IDEA OF OUR EXISTANCE,

THEY'VE ONLY SCANNED FOR STRONG RESISTANCE.

THEY THINK OUR PLANET'S QUITE A JOKE

FAIR GAME TO TURN IT INTO TO SMOKE



CRUISING ROUND OUR SOLAR SYSTEM,

MARS WAS FIRST THE CHOSEN VICTIM.

PRIMED THEIR WEAPON, AIMED AT 'RED'

TILL ONE CHIRPED UP 'CREAM BLUE INSTEAD-

WE'RE ALWAYS BLASTING RED ROCKS-

WE'RE BORED, THIS MISSION REALLY SUCKS,

LETS GET THAT BLUE, WE SEE SO FEW-

SOMETHING TO AMUSE OUR CREW'.



ALIENS BUSIED ON THEIR SHIP,

PRE-ZAPPING FEVER TOOK A GRIP.

SHUTTERS UP, SO ALL COULD LOOK

AN ENTRY FOR THEIR RECORD BOOK-

A ROCK SO SMALL WAS QUITE A PRIZE

TO CLAIM A STRIKE NEEDS A 'BULLS EYE'

COUNTDOWN TIME, THEY START TO QUIET,

WHEN ZERO COMES THEY CHEER 'LETS FRY IT'



IN MILLISECONDS 'THE BEAM OF DEATH'

MISSED THE TARGET, SKIMMED BLUES HEAD,

NO BLUE SHOWER THROUGH SPACE DID FALL,

IT BOUNCED THE ROCK LIKE A BAT AND BALL,

SPINNING WILDLY OFF ITS AXIS,

STARTS A KNOCK ON AS IT CRASHES,

ALIENS NOW DONT FEEL SO CLEVER

CANT ESCAPE THEIR OWN MADE TERROR.



GRAVITY PULLS THE SPACECRAFT IN

NINE LARGE ROCKS IN A SPIN

DODGEM CARS WITH HAYWIRE PLANETS

CAN'T MISS BLUE, THEY'RE IN A PANIC

AND THATS THE LAST THEY EVER KNEW

AS THEY WERE WIPED OUT BY THE BLUE.

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LITTLE RABBIT

2008-04-15

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he does s'hrooms.



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