Paris Hilton father of Brittney Spears baby

2007-12-05

Brittney is pregnant again, but who's the father this time?
Could it be Paris Hilton?

According to the latest science journals the Human Genome has almost completely been mapped. It has even been speculated that at the highest levels science has gone far beyond what has been released to the public.
With advances in fertility and artificial insemination it is now possible for Paris Hilton to be the father of Brittney's baby. This process in known as Snewing. Scientists in the field are called Snewists. In fact anyone interested in having this procedure done must simply be willing to have a Snewist "Snew You".

The process is a simple one. A form of adrenaline is injected into the ear canal and sounds a lot like some of the worlds most popular high energy hard rock music. Some say it sounds kind of like a combination of AC/DC, Guns 'N Roses, Kiss and Motorhead but with a completely different feel and is even more exhilarating.
This new form of music is called Snew. Downloadable MP3 examples of this can be found by doing a Google search for "Snew You" or can be directly found on Cyqo.com, MySpace.com and for a comprehensive overview go to www.snewyou.com.

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